My sister wrote an eviction notice for Luke on her blog today and I thought it was so darn cute I had to share it...
Dear Baby Luke (my soon to be nephew),
This is your final warning that your eviction day is soon approaching. It was agreed that your due date is March 8 and we all expect you to be out by then. Your mother has given up her body for the last nine months and I am pretty sure she is ready to get it back. She has endured pounds and pounds of weight gain, extreme swelling, night after night of heartburn, sleepless nights (I am thinking she'll still have those after you arrive) and pain and discomfort all over. Throughout your tenancy, you have caused nausea, food cravings and kicked her from within, over and over again. She's been a trooper through it all though, knowing that in the end, she would be meeting her beautiful baby boy. In fact, you have a lot of people very anxious to meet you. It would be very much appreciated if you would leave the premises by your eviction date so no additional measures will be required to get you out of there.
This gives you four days to get moving. We'll see you soon Baby Luke.
Love,
Your Aunt Stacey
Please keep my sister, Sarah in your thoughts. She has been tough this whole pregnancy and now that it's down to the end, she can only take so much more. Hopefully we will be welcoming the new addition to our family very soon and of course, as soon as we do I will post an update and pictures of the little guy. This is my first time being an aunt and I am so excited!
Thursday, March 4, 2010
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